Overheard
Man 1. “hey I need something from you, you are the wizard”
Man 2. “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” (snigger snigger)
Man 1. “you’re gonna need a bigger curtain” (cackle cackle)

Maybe you just had to be there, but overhearing that exchange kinda made my day. It helps that “Man 2” actually goes by “Oz”.
Final thought: IT IS ALMOST FRIDAY!